"If we wouldn´t eat them, they would eat us"
"If we wouldn´t eat them, they would overrun the planet"
"They would eat us if they could"
"I need my protein"
"If they weren´t well cared for, they wouldn´t be so tasty"
"If god hadn´t wanted us to eat them, why did he make them out of meat"
Which fellow vegan hasn´t heard something along the line and ...after some dozen times you just want to weep, or because they are so similiar and un-original, to have something to copy and paste and just shut them up...
Do it like the Cooper, keep a straight face(even when you are bent around a dozen corners), take every joke serious and answer accordingly.
And because your computer can crash, FB may delete your account or something else happens(like you are lousy at keeping your notes neat and in one place) this blog was made in the hope to collect material and help out fellow people who didn´t fall down the logic tree of wittyness and hit every branch on their way down to the 'Old Lake of keeping calm', draining half of it.
So do it like the Cooper, or just let yourself be helped by the first members of the Cult of Cooperism...
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