The ten comandments of Cooperism

1. Logic rules
2.What would Dr.Sheldon Cooper do?
3.Whenever you do the Cooper because you encountered something ridicolous, make this expression.It helps greatly to channel the Cooper.

4. Always keep in mind to take  it dead-serious, no matter how stupid it sounds to you what others say. Remember, they take it serious, do so also....the dark humorous touch comes automatically.
5.Ingraine those quotes into your thinking to keep the Cooper with you.

6. Sarcasm doesn´t mean to get angry, keep your cool and go with the flow so it will amuse you.

7. The angrier they scream at you, the calmer be yourself, it will be so entertaining...

8.Say insane things, but say them absolutely seriously.

Here is an example for you.

9.If you feel anger boiling up and can not get to the calm of the Cooper, get the crazies of the Cooper.

At least if you can not be logical,scare them.

10.You are not better than others, you are not an ueber-human, you are humane, you make mistakes, you have shitty days, the world may look like shit sometimes...deal with it.

Drink some tea, eat some chocolat, drink some Engery drink, get boners with yourself or your partner, scream, jump around like Rumpelstilzchen...do whatever is needed to get back to Cooper, even if it means to totally loose it.

Welcome to the cult of the Cooper

"If we wouldn´t eat them, they would eat us"



"If we wouldn´t eat them, they would overrun the planet"


"They would eat us if they could"


"I need my protein"


"If they weren´t well cared for, they wouldn´t be so tasty"


"If god hadn´t wanted us to eat them, why did he make them out of meat"




Which fellow vegan hasn´t heard something along the line and ...after some dozen times you just want to weep, or because they are so similiar and un-original, to have something to copy and paste and just shut them up...



Do it like the Cooper, keep a straight face(even when you are bent around a dozen corners), take every joke serious and answer accordingly.

And because your computer can crash, FB may delete your account or something else happens(like you are lousy at keeping your notes neat and in one place) this blog was made in the hope to collect material and help out fellow people who didn´t fall down the logic tree of wittyness and hit every branch on their way down to the 'Old Lake of keeping calm', draining half of it.


So do it like the Cooper, or just let yourself be helped by the first members of the Cult of Cooperism...