Freitag, 27. April 2012

The ten comandments of Cooperism

1. Logic rules
2.What would Dr.Sheldon Cooper do?
3.Whenever you do the Cooper because you encountered something ridicolous, make this expression.It helps greatly to channel the Cooper.
4. Always keep in mind to take  it dead-serious, no matter how stupid it sounds to you what others say. Remember, they take it serious, do so also....the dark humorous touch comes automatically.
5.Ingraine those quotes into your thinking to keep the Cooper with you.



6. Sarcasm doesn´t mean to get angry, keep your cool and go with the flow so it will amuse you.
7. The angrier they scream at you, the calmer be yourself, it will be so entertaining...
8.Say insane things, but say them absolutely seriously.
Here is an example for you.
9.If you feel anger boiling up and can not get to the calm of the Cooper, get the crazies of the Cooper.
At least if you can not be logical,scare them.

10.You are not better than others, you are not an ueber-human, you are humane, you make mistakes, you have shitty days, the world may look like shit sometimes...deal with it.
Drink some tea, eat some chocolat, drink some Engery drink, get boners with yourself or your partner, scream, jump around like Rumpelstilzchen...do whatever is needed to get back to Cooper, even if it means to totally loose it.



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