Do you want a cookie? I mean, if there was a prize for dumb, overused, braindead jokes you would have won it, are you proud of yourself?
This would be like a whore advertising herself/himself by saying s/he has a new STD that everyone knows about, but s/he thinks is great news and brings her/him more costumers.
Ahm yeah...it is so intelligent to affront and loose costumers when you need the money...
Who is doing your marketing? Dumb and Dumber?
At least when you want to loose costumers do it in a new, brilliant way like...
"Hey did you know, all our salads are made with bonebroth concentrate in the dressing"
or
"Hey our veggieburgers have ground up baby cow brain in them"
or maybe...
"Beware doglovers! We love Vick, try our new quarter dog pounder"
what about
"Hey mommies to be, beware! We now have abortion pills-roulette..you may get some crushed in your meal or you won´t. Join the fun, try your luck"
"Hey everyone who desperately wants children, try our new fetus tempura"
That would be real new, innovative ways to scare away costumers.
Del Mare, if you are so desperate to scare people away from your restaurants I give those slogans to you for free, have fun.
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