"I evolved to eat meat"

Sooooo..you think you did evolve to eat meat, really?

Did you?

So when was the last time you saw a flattened animal on the side of the road,
thinking how appetizing it looks,
drove to the side, stopped to get out,
scooping the roadkill up and bit into it, happily moaning about the delicious taste,
scarfing the whole, stinky mess down including organs, intestines and larvaes that had taken residence in there?


If you had evolved to eat animals you would love roadkill, you would chew down on your Free Happy Meal, savouring the raw, stinky, maggot infested piece of heaven.

Had you evolved to eat animals, you  would not have to fear food poisoning.

Had you evolved to eat animals, the smell of a rotting carcass would make you salivate.

Had you evolved to eat animals you would dig into the gassed up belly of a dead deer that is days old.

Had you evolved to eat animals you would bite into the hide, tear it open and dive face first into the soft, squishy, warm filling, chowing down and you would love it.

Had you evolved to eat animals you would gobble everything up, not just the dainty cut up muscle.

Had you evolved to eat meat you could tear through a tough hide with your teeth and fingernails, eating the cow without cutlery..and without seasoning.


Had you evolved to eat animals, the acid concentration in your stomach would be 10 times higher than it is.
Had you evolved to eat animals, the urikase, an enzyme to detoxify the body from the waste of digesting animals, would be 10 times higher, something every omnivore animal has.

Humans can even get food poisoning and other infections from cooked meat, cooked meat would still require urikase to detoxify the body from the uric acid..if you have evolved to eat animals, why are you lacking the simplest things that even a pig has, to eat raw, stinky, rotten animals without poisoning itself?