"Blow jobs are not vegan!" (and neither is breastfeeding)

Ok, it is clear someone missed the defenition of what beeing vegan means.

Not abusing unwilling beeings...

This means rape, bestiality and breastfeeding from animals is not vegan because you take your joy and yumyum from someone who 'do not want!'

So no drinking milk from animals or having sex with them..or jumping a nursing human mother and starting to suck the milk from her tits.

Get it now?

If the human mother wants you to suckle on her bitty, go on, have fun...she is willingly giving you some  juice for your coffee or to bake muffins with it.

The cow surely would not do so, just like most human women would bang you hard over your head if you dare to milk them and squander the liquid to drink it in coffee.

But a mother can decide if she wants to breastfeed and whom, so she makes perfectly vegan, cruelty free milk for her baby to feed him or her...if you would put a revolver to her head and force her to nurse other babies, that would not be vegan.


Same with oral sex...eating pussy is totally ok if said pussy belongs to the body of a willing human beeing and you both want it..or all three/four/five of you.

Eating a fat juice weener is also vegan as long...well you get it..

If you don´t, you are a hopeless case, either that or a Stupidus trollus maximus...go back under your bridge.