Oh you are soooo funny *yawn*

Taco del Mare advertising with  "Vegans beware, we now have steak"

Do you want a cookie? I mean, if there was a prize for dumb, overused, braindead jokes you would have won it, are you proud of yourself?

This would be like a whore advertising herself/himself by saying  s/he has a new STD that everyone knows about, but s/he thinks is great news and brings her/him more costumers.

Ahm yeah...it is so intelligent to affront and loose costumers when you need the money...

Who is doing your marketing? Dumb and Dumber?

At least when you want to loose costumers do it in a new, brilliant way like...

"Hey did you know, all our salads are made with bonebroth concentrate in the dressing"

or

"Hey our veggieburgers have ground up baby cow brain in them"

or maybe...

"Beware doglovers! We love Vick, try our new quarter dog pounder"

what about

"Hey mommies to be, beware! We now have abortion pills-roulette..you may get some crushed in your meal or you won´t. Join  the fun, try your luck"

"Hey everyone who desperately wants children, try our new fetus tempura"

That would be real new, innovative ways to scare away costumers.

Del Mare, if you are so desperate to scare people away from your restaurants I give those slogans to you for free, have fun.

8 options, 4 times wrong

This shit is better than that shit...


Tuna, salmon, turkey, chicken...mh yeah let´s exchange hormon infused, GMO nourished, BSE fueled muscle flesh for the flesh of an endangered species full of petrochemicals and heavy metal..or...some other endangered animal, mostly massbreed in farms, massfeed antibiotics and animal meal with chicken shit.

Yeah chicken shit is allowed as chep 'protein' source for turning it into food for pigs and farmed fish..and they also get GMO soy and other waste that you wouldn´t normally touch with a ten foot pole..you are what you eat, aren´t you?


....or how about a frankenstein creation that breaks down under its own bodyweight, massfeed antibiotics, breathing ammonia-air, never seeing daylight,mutilated shortly after birth, pushed with hormones and arsen...sounds all so much better than cow.

Wutwut...is there healthy in the title? Four of those options are not healthy.


Some may argue to get pasture/organic/grass feed animals..but how many really do and just use it as an argument "We could and it is so much healthier than factory farmed stuff" ?

To feed america with grass feed beef 80% of the land mass used for farming would be needed to be turned into pasture for cows to graze on.

That does leave 20% of fertil land mass for pigs, poultry and for growing plants as human food...does that sound possible?