Dear Samhain....

It had been some centuries ago when the aera of zombies started.

No one clearly knows how it all began, no wonder if you know how zombies are, they are not the brightest match in the box. Mostly they care just about filling their bellies with tasty human meat.
If it concerns anything else, their mental capacity is quite lacking.

But there are some theories, most can be taken aside as nonsense.

Like the one about humans multiplied so much that they started cannibalism again and somehow a part of humanity turned into zombity.
Or that it was the next step of evolution...
Or that human was the only animal on the planet that had no natural predator who really could control their numbers, so evolution/mother nature/god invented the zombies to do a cleaning swipe...

Well we will never know what exactly happened.

But it is astounding how big a society can grow with the brain standard of a zombie.

Zombie history tells how it was in the beginning..free roaming humans everywhere, billions of them frolicking in the pasture, in cities, in the oceans and the mountains.

Humans really were everywhere and when you wanted a snack you just could hunt one down.
At first eating humans still was a dangerous business because humans were agressive, fiercy creatures and they were very high in numbers, higher than zombies, naturally.

But thanks to evolution and the survival of the species,zombies used their mindless brain for the only thing they cared for...very efficiently..brains.

All that brain eating and the healthy cholesterol and saturated fats they got from their food, seems to have had at least a bit of an impact on the mind of the zombies.
Or it was the couple of scientists that underwent zombification that had something to do with it..who knows, no one..and zombies aren´t really that interested in history..or other stuff.

Just food and stuff..stuff concerning food.


So zombies started to work together in groups, not just as brainless, braineating mass..maybe eating the brains of the zombies to be, had been the problems with the low intelligence...

But then something changed and  zombies started working together, really working together, hunting in packs, using traps and weapons and the internet, luring their prey to dates, to parties, underground discos and such things..


All was well for a while, the zombies could eat well and it seemed some of them gained more brain than others and ...

They needed the brain in the end, because the numbers of humans dwindled.
For some time the zombies helped themselves to the billions of farmed animals, but humans were the most tasty animal, unfortunately...a wild species, not a domestic one...and one with a real bad reproduction rate.


Hunger is quite a driving force, especially for zombies.

And ...factory farming really was an inspiration..so to get enough food, zombies got more intelligent, not by much, mind you.

It was hard on the food driven mind to spare the tasty morsels and not take a bite or two out of them.
Yes, zombies evolved and only turned some people on purpose, the most intelligent of them...they could smell that you know...

And with  the scientists turned zombie, it really made a jump, the evolution of zombie.

Genetical engineering was a human given gift, ironically to engineer humans ..not for their own gain, but for making better humans to feed zombies better.

And there was much work ahead for the zombies.

With all the hard work in the first century of zombiekind, some centuries later the zombies could enjoy the fruits of the hard labour of their forezombies.


Now it was hard for zombies to imagine that it was once really dangerous business to get human meat on the table, or that their ancestors ate like humans..with their face and teeth, ...so uncivilised.

Nowadays it was so easy to get food. Sure you couldn´t walk around all day and moan, you had to work to get that meat, but it was much easier than in the beginnins.

It wasn´t just the lack of brain activity that made it hard for zombies to imagine that humans were once wild, dangerous beasts that killed millions their kind..and billions of their own kind, all that wasted, delicious meat.

Today you just walk into the supermarket and get what you desire...well, zombies still desired brain most, but brain was only a small percentage of a carcass and as such a delicacy.

But a nice rack of rips or a fleshy tight was also nice and everyone was satisfied, there was no hunger, for most.

The most controlled of zombies worked on the human farms, you couldn´t have the staff eating all your breeding material or the unripe offspring, really not..


Zombie scientists hadn´t had a hard time to engineer humans to their liking..and they could eat all the failures..delish.


Because human scientists already had made an effort to decode human gens and what was influenced by which gens, the zombies just had to try and pick a bit before they started to perfect humankind.

Humans turned fertil earlier and earlier..that wasn´t really hard.
They also knocked out some gens concerning the controll of hunger, or the gen that controlled the growth of muscles.
The belgians were the first where they had a stable number of individuals that could be breed with more muscle mass..more muscles meant more meat.

Oh they are real beauties..muscles over muscles, nearly no fat, unfortunally.
Fortunally all that bulging muscles made it hard for the humans to move or all those muscles could have been a danger to zombies.
But those moving mountain of muscles could do barely more than stomp slowly around.
The muscles grew without working the humans out, a big plus because you needed less space to keep them and because the gen for muscles growth control was knocked out, they even needed less food than  the average human to grow.


You know why zombies craved brain so much? Because of the tasty, healthy cholesterol.
Brain is 90% cholesterol, zombies need that...really need that, they crave it.
Unfortunally the muscle mammoths were too lean to be a staple food.

So there came the next breed of humans, the one that was always hungry..luckily the genetic disposition that made them always hungry also made it so, that they needed even less food than the muscle mammoths to grow.
Their body just stored fat en mass and with a little snip there and a bit more here, their bodies were manipulated into producing even more healthy, delicious saturated fat and cholesterol.


For humans that was bad...all the muscles, or that fat and high cholesterol levels took their health down, but that wasn´t a concern, humans barely lived beyond 20 years and that was a real old human, so they thankfully died healthy and young and not suffered from old age and the aliments that came with it.


And they had all the food they could have want..and sunlight, because sunlight was important.
Thankfully humans were a herbivore species, otherwise feeding all the billions of humans would have been a real hassle.


Zombies lowered the breeding age from the average 14 years down to 10.
Multible births were normal. In the beginning they had to harvest egg cells and fertilize them and clone them so they could meet their needs for more humans, but soon they had solved that too.

Sure, there was still cloned meat on the market, but only from cloned offspring that had reproduced.
Cloned humans were too precious to just eat them because they still engineered humans to be better than before.


So now there were the queens, females with modified bodies that carried at least 4 young.
They still belonged to the fat breed of humans, but all the child bearing and raising them took a lot of calories and bodyfat so they were much leaner and could be inseminated succesfully.

Breeding them so early also helped, when they were still leaner.
To get more teets also wasn´t too hard, it was quite easy because it was still in the genetic make up of humans.

The better breeding mares had up to 12 sucklings. Unfortunally they couldn´t get more than 8 teets on a human female, so they arranged some sucklings to other breeding mares with less offspring.


Nursing them as long as possible surely would have been best for the growth of the offspring.
But it also hindered the fertility of the mares.

Luckily male humans also had teets and with a hormon cocktail and some training sucktion by machines, they could milk the males too and wean the sucklings from their mothers, feeding them with the dairy from the males.

Unfortunately most males weren´t good with the sucklings directly taking the milk, so they had to be in a harness and milked and the milk went into a system of pipes and tanks so the sucklings could get milk  from artificial teets in the nursing station.

Meat humans were harvested at the age of 10 years, but the ones who delivered all the tasty fat lived longer and were good dairy humans.
This is how zombies got a taste for dairy and also took on drinking it for the extra cholesterol and such...it was easier to harvest than the meat and satisfied some cravings.

What is good for sucklings, can´t be bad for zombies.

The cholesterol humans were harvested with a maximum of 15 years and started producing dairy at 10.

The ones who weren´t needed for producing young or for feeding them, were slaughtered earlier because their meat was tastier so young.

The muscle  mammoth females were not usefull for breeding unfortunately.
They grew as fast as their male counterpart and all those muscles limited the space for the offspring and also made a cesarian a necessarity. Quite a hassle for one young.

So some muscle females and males were kept as breeding stock, to harvest sperm and eggs and fertilize and split the cell mass to get more embryos.
The others were eaten, only the best stock was kept for their genetic material. At least for a while, until they were beyong their prime at 20.

The fertilised eggs were planted into the breeding mares, they also had been modified enough to even birth the overmuscled, very big offspring without any operation.

But those were not the only humanbreeds.

Believe it or not, some zombies took on pets.
Dwarf humans with and without fur were da bomb..and the most long lived breed..an in the dwarf breed you had different colours..but you also got them with modifications.
Because humans still had the urge to run away or sometimes fight against their owners.
And it made them more happy and healthy to have some parts cut off.
Humans without hands and feet were slower and more docile..and happy, less agressive.


Sure, the scientists had been able to decode the sequence for a more docile behaviour and less agression, but humans were still animals and could only be engineered to a certain level.

With the breeding mares and the smaller offspring even more sucklings could be won from one breeding.
24 had been the highest number until now.

But you also could have the dwarfs  modified, like if you wanted to raise your own meat, or when your pet died you could harvest it...and let´s be fair..a pet that lives too long is boring. Who wants the same pet every day for years?
So most dwarf cross breeds didn´t live longer than their big counterpart and made a nice family zombie-holiday dinner...
Most zombies didn´t want the long lived variety, but some did still because they said they tasted better than their fast grown counterpart.

Funny how a zombie society could evolve, but that was it, evolution.
There was even a vegan zombie movement where they spouted some crap about humans and their intelligence and feelings and the right to be treated well.

It was a quite short lived movement that died out after half a century when all the vegan zombies died off.
Unfortunately, cholesterol was an essential nutrient together with the other good stuff in meat like taurin and B12.
Zombies never evolved to produce their own cholesterol, this is why they were so crazy about brains. They needed it from their outside source.

And so there was never a chance for humans to live a humane life again, other than what zombies deemed humane.

The end?~


Zombiemusik



Something that went through my mind...full moon and such.

Oh before I forget it, I will sort through the blog and tear some stuff down I am no longer satisfied with and recreate it, so don´t you wonder  where the material went.

But if you want some old stuff, just ask me.

Vegans want to eat meat, animals just shouldn´t have suffered for it..

The heralds most trolling author...

So vegetarians don't want to eat meat and vegans want to eat meat that doesn't cause suffering to an animal. Hence the desperate, flicking glint in their eye. And hence the attractions of roadkill.

Uh.... desperate flicking glint, attraction of roadkill?

I guess he is mixing it up with the people who scrap roadkill from the side of the highway and turn it into a barbecue and stew...I believe there is even a roadkill cafe?

How is roadkill attractive? Even most animal eaters won´t touch roadkill with  a ten foot pole...and I touch roadkill to burry it, not eat it.

But maybe he is just visualising his mindset on other people and he would like to eat roadkill and gets a sick attraction to dead bodies on the side of the road?

I mean..normal people rather want to burry a dead body than eat it....he isn´t provocative, he is just showing off  his small mindset and..yes I would say, sickness of it.

Whoever gave him the idea that vegans want to eat meat?

All the vegans I spoke with, and also me, find the notion of eating a dead body, muscles, blood..disturbing and sick...just as most animal eaters would find it disturbing to eat a dead human.

Yeah, it would be vegan to find a dead animal somewhere and eat it, it also would be vegan to eat an animal that wants to be eaten and jumps willingly from a cliff or into a knife or hangs itself.

It would also be vegan to eat humans if they died from other causes or wanted to be eaten.

Maybe that is Jeff Corbets dirty little, secret fantasy...he is such an intensive meateater that he would just love to bite into the juice tight of a murdered prostitute(not killed by himself..just by someone else), eating her in a bit different way than he might have done before.

Maybe Jeff Corbet is fearing his own cannibalistic fantasies, so he needs to project them in a bit different way onto a group where even just the notion of animal eating would be disgusting.

In reality, Jeff Corbet might even want to kill someone with his own hands..why I think that?

It is more or less agreed that vegans eating roadkill won't encourage drivers to aim for kangaroos and goannas. Unless, of course, the driver is a vegan.

And there we have nailed it..killing an animal on the purpose to eat it, isn´t vegan..but he is saying it as if that was true..

Psychological seen that shows, that in reality Jeff Corbet maybe has the inner yearning to drive someone over, to kill someone in a way that could be seen as an accident..and than  eat that person instead of calling an ambulance.

It is typical for people with psychological problems and sick tendencies to reflect their own desires onto other people  and twist them around.

Eating roadkill is done by animal eaters, it is not really strange..it is just a bit disgusting, but for other people eating oysters or testicles, that would be also disgusting.

So for himself to relief his potential fantasies, he turns to vegans where the pure notion of eating animals is disgusting, but for the main number of humans it is normal to eat animals.

So psychological seen, he twists his own desires(if he has such desires) into a social accepted way to defend his own mindset....because it is disgusting for vegans, but normal for animaleaters to eat animals, clothing his secret desires into something that disgust a minor group, he himself can feel safe.

Maybe deep down he hopes even, that eating dead humans might someday be just as normal as eating roadkill...dreaming about a future where not the ambulance or police is called, dreaming about a future where his fantasies can come true, where he can   grab the dead human, put it in the back of his car, drive home and have a nice human barbeque.


In reality his article is not about  vegans eating ethically correct roadkill, in reality he shrouded his own fantasies into a social accepted way, savouring his own dream.

That those are his own desires, to be able to aim with his car for a human, kill him by driving him or her over and eating the dead body, does become clear when he implies that vegans would  kill an animal on purpose to eat it, because they have the excuse of it beeing an accident and the animal beeing roadkill.


In his mind, in his fantasy he seems to be the driver in a world where eating humans killed by accident or natural causes, is social accepted. Maybe he is even driving over a colleague or family member in his fantasy, whom doesn´t like and would love to be able to kill them and get away with it.


But because that would be sick and wrong,roadkill and ethical vegans are the perfect way to secure and cloud his desires.

So...if Jeff Corbett has an accident on the road sometimes in the future, there could be the possibility that it was not a real accident.
Maybe he already has some skeletons in his closet...?
Maybe he is watching people on the side of the road whenever he is driving in his car, having this desperate, flickering glint in his eyes, wishing how he could eat human meat once, it beeing ethical...?

We might never know, except if he would really flip and drove over someone and eat him, the carcass later be found somewhere in his basement.

But he can satisfy his desperate craving for ethical, human meat if he gets the chance to make a holiday in the deepest jungle of africa or south america where there could be still some cannibals, where the humans know they might be eaten and it is their way of living.

The thought gets especially irking because his 'provoking' article  and the mindset behind it, isn´t so absurd..maybe he envys them...

Tasty human meat empanadas

I wish him good luck on his cravings  he seems to harbor secretly...and also the people who cross ways with him.

At least, he might even defend his doings, if he ever kills or just eats a human, that he heard gods voice urging him on..and don´t christian people eat the transformed body of Jesus?

He wouldn´t be the first closet-cannibal that first clouds his needs in a social accepted norm and later succumbs to them.

Especially gruesome because his article came up around the same time when christian people killed and ate muslims...did his desires he might harbour boil and threatening to overpower him so he needed a way to controll them?

Eating his own kids-secret desires?

And in August another such case came up

Christian cannibals

We might never know...or maybe we will..depends on it if he has them and can control them.


If he has cannibal tendencies I pity them, those are hard cravings he might have to deal with.
If he has them, I wish him good luck..and a good doc to help him with them.



I don´t say he has cannibalistic tendencies...but psychological seen his article and  the possible notions in there seem a bit alarming.

Especially because he mentions his wife making a casserole  with oysters and pig, especially the pig beeing said to taste the same as human flesh and cannibals calling their human victims long legged pigs

It could also be that he has just some homosexual fantasies and because his social environment would not allow that and see it as horrible, he shrouds it into something that would be seen as horrible in a minority but accepted by the majority of humans...

So instead of him maybe dreaming desperately about some hard man-meat in his mouth he could 'chew' on, he shoves his fantasies on vegans who he says have the desperate glint of wanting some meat in their mouth.

Ridiculous  and desperate if it is so, but no matter if he might have maybe cannibalistic or homosexual tendencies...well ...I really hope if he has some secret yearning, it is that of having  human meat in a sexual way, not a cannibalstic one.