Vegans want to eat meat, animals just shouldn´t have suffered for it..

The heralds most trolling author...

So vegetarians don't want to eat meat and vegans want to eat meat that doesn't cause suffering to an animal. Hence the desperate, flicking glint in their eye. And hence the attractions of roadkill.

Uh.... desperate flicking glint, attraction of roadkill?

I guess he is mixing it up with the people who scrap roadkill from the side of the highway and turn it into a barbecue and stew...I believe there is even a roadkill cafe?

How is roadkill attractive? Even most animal eaters won´t touch roadkill with  a ten foot pole...and I touch roadkill to burry it, not eat it.

But maybe he is just visualising his mindset on other people and he would like to eat roadkill and gets a sick attraction to dead bodies on the side of the road?

I mean..normal people rather want to burry a dead body than eat it....he isn´t provocative, he is just showing off  his small mindset and..yes I would say, sickness of it.

Whoever gave him the idea that vegans want to eat meat?

All the vegans I spoke with, and also me, find the notion of eating a dead body, muscles, blood..disturbing and sick...just as most animal eaters would find it disturbing to eat a dead human.

Yeah, it would be vegan to find a dead animal somewhere and eat it, it also would be vegan to eat an animal that wants to be eaten and jumps willingly from a cliff or into a knife or hangs itself.

It would also be vegan to eat humans if they died from other causes or wanted to be eaten.

Maybe that is Jeff Corbets dirty little, secret fantasy...he is such an intensive meateater that he would just love to bite into the juice tight of a murdered prostitute(not killed by himself..just by someone else), eating her in a bit different way than he might have done before.

Maybe Jeff Corbet is fearing his own cannibalistic fantasies, so he needs to project them in a bit different way onto a group where even just the notion of animal eating would be disgusting.

In reality, Jeff Corbet might even want to kill someone with his own hands..why I think that?

It is more or less agreed that vegans eating roadkill won't encourage drivers to aim for kangaroos and goannas. Unless, of course, the driver is a vegan.

And there we have nailed it..killing an animal on the purpose to eat it, isn´t vegan..but he is saying it as if that was true..

Psychological seen that shows, that in reality Jeff Corbet maybe has the inner yearning to drive someone over, to kill someone in a way that could be seen as an accident..and than  eat that person instead of calling an ambulance.

It is typical for people with psychological problems and sick tendencies to reflect their own desires onto other people  and twist them around.

Eating roadkill is done by animal eaters, it is not really strange..it is just a bit disgusting, but for other people eating oysters or testicles, that would be also disgusting.

So for himself to relief his potential fantasies, he turns to vegans where the pure notion of eating animals is disgusting, but for the main number of humans it is normal to eat animals.

So psychological seen, he twists his own desires(if he has such desires) into a social accepted way to defend his own mindset....because it is disgusting for vegans, but normal for animaleaters to eat animals, clothing his secret desires into something that disgust a minor group, he himself can feel safe.

Maybe deep down he hopes even, that eating dead humans might someday be just as normal as eating roadkill...dreaming about a future where not the ambulance or police is called, dreaming about a future where his fantasies can come true, where he can   grab the dead human, put it in the back of his car, drive home and have a nice human barbeque.


In reality his article is not about  vegans eating ethically correct roadkill, in reality he shrouded his own fantasies into a social accepted way, savouring his own dream.

That those are his own desires, to be able to aim with his car for a human, kill him by driving him or her over and eating the dead body, does become clear when he implies that vegans would  kill an animal on purpose to eat it, because they have the excuse of it beeing an accident and the animal beeing roadkill.


In his mind, in his fantasy he seems to be the driver in a world where eating humans killed by accident or natural causes, is social accepted. Maybe he is even driving over a colleague or family member in his fantasy, whom doesn´t like and would love to be able to kill them and get away with it.


But because that would be sick and wrong,roadkill and ethical vegans are the perfect way to secure and cloud his desires.

So...if Jeff Corbett has an accident on the road sometimes in the future, there could be the possibility that it was not a real accident.
Maybe he already has some skeletons in his closet...?
Maybe he is watching people on the side of the road whenever he is driving in his car, having this desperate, flickering glint in his eyes, wishing how he could eat human meat once, it beeing ethical...?

We might never know, except if he would really flip and drove over someone and eat him, the carcass later be found somewhere in his basement.

But he can satisfy his desperate craving for ethical, human meat if he gets the chance to make a holiday in the deepest jungle of africa or south america where there could be still some cannibals, where the humans know they might be eaten and it is their way of living.

The thought gets especially irking because his 'provoking' article  and the mindset behind it, isn´t so absurd..maybe he envys them...

Tasty human meat empanadas

I wish him good luck on his cravings  he seems to harbor secretly...and also the people who cross ways with him.

At least, he might even defend his doings, if he ever kills or just eats a human, that he heard gods voice urging him on..and don´t christian people eat the transformed body of Jesus?

He wouldn´t be the first closet-cannibal that first clouds his needs in a social accepted norm and later succumbs to them.

Especially gruesome because his article came up around the same time when christian people killed and ate muslims...did his desires he might harbour boil and threatening to overpower him so he needed a way to controll them?

Eating his own kids-secret desires?

And in August another such case came up

Christian cannibals

We might never know...or maybe we will..depends on it if he has them and can control them.


If he has cannibal tendencies I pity them, those are hard cravings he might have to deal with.
If he has them, I wish him good luck..and a good doc to help him with them.



I don´t say he has cannibalistic tendencies...but psychological seen his article and  the possible notions in there seem a bit alarming.

Especially because he mentions his wife making a casserole  with oysters and pig, especially the pig beeing said to taste the same as human flesh and cannibals calling their human victims long legged pigs

It could also be that he has just some homosexual fantasies and because his social environment would not allow that and see it as horrible, he shrouds it into something that would be seen as horrible in a minority but accepted by the majority of humans...

So instead of him maybe dreaming desperately about some hard man-meat in his mouth he could 'chew' on, he shoves his fantasies on vegans who he says have the desperate glint of wanting some meat in their mouth.

Ridiculous  and desperate if it is so, but no matter if he might have maybe cannibalistic or homosexual tendencies...well ...I really hope if he has some secret yearning, it is that of having  human meat in a sexual way, not a cannibalstic one.